Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
