their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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