Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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