There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
