just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
