Don't you send me to vm
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
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Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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