If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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