My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We are all done wearing pants today
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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