Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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