Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
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Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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