So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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