did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you would pick up someone in the library
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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