We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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