ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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