I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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