You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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