So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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