yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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