Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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