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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.

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  Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.

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  Shriek

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.

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