guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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