He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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