I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Do plants get herpes?
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