this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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