So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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