gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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