just tell him i said nine months
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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