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what?
penguin condom
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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