how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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