i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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