with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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