Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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