I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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