Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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