that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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