wake up i wanna do it froggy style
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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