i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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