I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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