Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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