she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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