A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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