we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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