Do vagina's smell?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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