butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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