Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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