If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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