Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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