Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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