My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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