i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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