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• (415): View more from California

  ad ew i am wasted whats my problem

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober

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• (310): View more from California

  I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He just brought a live lobster to the party.

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