Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I think about you every night.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
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gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico