Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
try to milk me bitch
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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