i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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