You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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