is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
as a side note pls kill me
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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