Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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