Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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