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• (510): View more from California

  he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli

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• (360): View more from Washington

  not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  pop tarts are not kleenex

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  27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

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• (425): View more from Washington

  This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.

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• (530): View more from California

  Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.

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  19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I wish there were birth control emojis

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• (407): View more from Florida

  If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE

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