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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic

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  so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?

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  Thats gay

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year

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• (714): View more from California

  you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?

  (810): View more from Michigan

  That you did

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart

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