Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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