I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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