Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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