please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
even my farts smell like vagina
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?