why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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