I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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