talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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