just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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