at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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