I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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